reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via babiescries)

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

image

(Source: kaijuno, via floralpizzaslice)

bearie-attack:

thenimbus:

rainboo-ashe:

I’M UNCOMFORTABLE

This hurts me

stop

bearie-attack:

thenimbus:

rainboo-ashe:

I’M UNCOMFORTABLE

This hurts me

stop

(Source: understandingghosts, via internetfriendswithbenefits)

(Source: elliemce, via plaid-flannels)

Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me: don't
Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus: hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus: if something were to
Me:
Uterus: happen

sschol:

this is from spy kids

(Source: nasturbate, via owenfbhistory)

malformalady:


The work of Taiwanese photographer Yung Cheng Lin rests somewhere on the boundary of surrealism, sensuality and the grotesque. Testament to this is his latest series of keenly manipulated imagery of the human form. Leaning heavily on voyeurism, the photo set features the human body in various twisted yet intimate contexts against against ethereal settings, making for a captivating series.

malformalady:

The work of Taiwanese photographer Yung Cheng Lin rests somewhere on the boundary of surrealism, sensuality and the grotesque. Testament to this is his latest series of keenly manipulated imagery of the human form. Leaning heavily on voyeurism, the photo set features the human body in various twisted yet intimate contexts against against ethereal settings, making for a captivating series.

spidersyo:

wes-eskimo:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

Look at the lady’s face.
"Mister President I’m a big fan of your work but KEEP YOUR FUCKING HAND ON YOUR SIDE OF THE GLASS"

Omg D:

(via plaid-flannels)

thefinestbitches:

Jennifer Lopez

thefinestbitches:

Jennifer Lopez

(Source: goldenntaughts, via artvevo)

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

(via feral-bunny)

piglii:

breakingnews:

Russian space agency regains control of satellite carrying geckos
NBC News: Russia’s space agency said it’s restored full contact with an orbiting satellite containing biological experiments after it stopped responding to commands several days ago.
Among the experiments includes one designed to see how geckos reproduce in zero gravity. In a statement, the agency said the geckos are OK.
Photo: The Foton-M4 satellite sent up five Mauritius ornate day geckos to see how they mated in zero gravity. (Oleg Voloshin / IBMP)

THE GECKOS HAVE BEEN S A V E D

piglii:

breakingnews:

Russian space agency regains control of satellite carrying geckos

NBC News: Russia’s space agency said it’s restored full contact with an orbiting satellite containing biological experiments after it stopped responding to commands several days ago.

Among the experiments includes one designed to see how geckos reproduce in zero gravity. In a statement, the agency said the geckos are OK.

Photo: The Foton-M4 satellite sent up five Mauritius ornate day geckos to see how they mated in zero gravity. (Oleg Voloshin / IBMP)

THE GECKOS HAVE BEEN S A V E D

(via screamingcrawfish)

fauxlita:

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

fauxlita:

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: womenagainstfeminism)